I just want to clear up any understandable confusion that may have arisen over the following video:
Though lyrically I may be “untouchable” and “uncrushable”, and though I do fancy myself quite the “dapper chap”, I fear to say that “ho-slapper” is NOT in my job description. Alas folks, the author of this video is a different William White. And given my homonym’s guarantee to be here “till the end of the age of Pisces and beyond,” I thought it best to clear up the confusion right now.
Many thanks to AG for bringing this to my attention.
In other news, this list is one of the sillier things I’ve come across, well, ever.