Bumping into that headline recently, I had to wonder: should Bramwell Tovey really be challenging David Patrick Kelly’s legendary interpretation of “The Warriors”? I mean, come on – it’s iconic:
But perhaps I’m not a qualified judge — I mean I thought I knew that piece, but I didn’t even realize it was by Percy Grainger! I think Mark Swed really brings some interesting things to light in his article:
“The Warriors” was Grainger’s largest score, both in length and size of forces.
Haven’t we all aspired to writing for such magisterial forces as three beer bottles and a high tenor? [Editor's note: nah...]
Completed in 1916, “The Warriors” has passages as rhythmically bold as Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring,” which premiered three years earlier.
To wit:

Mwa ha ha ha… I kill me.
But seriously, you can get a recording of the actual piece here. It’s definitely a capital c C-razy piece of music if ever there was one. More from Swed:
“The Warriors” divides devout Graingerites. Some find it an embarrassment. Others consider it his greatest masterpiece.
OK, I don’t know what to say about all that, except that “devout Graingerites” find “The Warriors” an embarrassment?? Isn’t it embarrassing enough that their idol was a crazy Australian S&M freak who kept categorical records of the whips that he used to flagellate himself? Not to mention an Aryan supremacist? Nope, it’s THIS that embarrasses them:
All I’m saying is, Priorities, people.