So, word on the street is that Paul Hindemith marked the fourth movement of his Solo Viola Sonata (Op. 25 No. 4) to be played Quarter Note = 600-640. Never one to back down from a challenge, I’d like to use this space to present my own new Solo Viola Sonata:
I would ask that performers pay particular attention to the staccati.
Upon further thought, I have decided to authorize this piece for performance on the 35,000-year-old Vulture Bone Flute. From henceforth, it shall be known as the White Solo Sonata for Viola or 35,000-year-old Vulture Bone Flute.
Seeing as there is no other music or music-industry related news that I could possibly comment on, I bid thee adieu.